But, seriously…. Why do some dogs hate baths?
Here are some good reasons from The Daily Puppy:
Even the most water-loving dog will likely be a little taken back the first few times he has a bath. Being sprayed with water, lifted in and out of the tub, having his body maneuvered so you can get him washed and rinsed are all foreign concepts. If inexperience is the only reason for your dog’s dislike of baths, time should cure the issue. Stay patient and make sure he has good experiences while being bathed.
How do you handle your dog when you are bathing him? Do you lift him up on his back legs so you can rinse his belly, or force him to lay down so you can get him wet? If the bathing process is uncomfortable, you shouldn’t be surprised that your dog dislikes baths. Having the right equipment can make the process much more comfortable for you both. A hand-held shower attachment is inexpensive and connects easily to most existing showers. The attachment makes it easy to wet your dog from any angle while he stands comfortably on four feet. If you don’t have adequate facilities to bath your dog comfortably, consider using a waterless bath, which you just spray or sprinkle on his coat and brush out.
Whether you are bathing your dog outside with the garden hose or in a heated bathroom, he is not going to enjoy cold water pouring over him. If you have to bath him outside, bring warm water from the kitchen in a bucket and use a sponge to wet and rinse him. If you are able to bath him in the bathroom, test the water before you start spraying him to make sure it is a comfortable temperature.
Sprayed In Face
It is challenging to get your dog’s face clean and rinsed, but don’t make the mistake of pouring water over his head. While you may think getting it over with quickly will make it better for your dog, he will find it frightening. Instead, wash his face with a wet washcloth, using just a little shampoo. Use the same process with a well-rinsed washcloth to rinse his face.